Ancient Times

While avoiding my parental responsibilities today, I was looking through some catalogs and found a tapestry of an old world map that I thought might look nice in our living room. Since my 6 year old likes maps, I wanted to show him.

P: "What's that?"
Me: "It's an old world map."
P: "What do you mean?"
Me: "It's from a long, long time ago."
P: "You mean, like 1970?"